Hella Jokes About The News
Episodes
| March 1, 2007 : Episode #1 | The Pen Club Interview, Charlie's Movie Review, Space Bear and News Jokes. |
| March 23, 2007 : Episode #2 | The Garden Show, Portland Gets Called Out, March Madness and News Jokes. |
| March 30, 2007 : Episode #3 | The Skeleton Debut, Seattle's Own Ray Alex, A Scarred Hitting Skinterview in the Mushroom Kingdom, and News Jokes. |
| April 6, 2007 : Episode #4 | Young Charles Breaks Down The Mariners, Pointer Counter-Pointer: Sexy Baristas, Space Bear Horoscope, and News Jokes. |
| April 13, 2007 : Episode #5 | A Frosty Mug of Delicious Beer Appears, An Octopus Encounter/Enactment, A Future Spring Break to Look Forward To, and News Jokes. |
| May 11th, 2007 : Episode #6 | Charles tries desperately to get the show back on track with the help of his friend, A Frosty Mug of Delicious Beer. |
| May 18th, 2007 : Episode #7 | A Seattle-centric American Idol recap, the art museum extension, a suave sophisticate, and a cop on the edge. |
| May 25th, 2007 : Episode #8 | We question the courteousness of Seattle drivers, pick up a Skeleton at Home Depot, and complain about things on the road. |
| June 1st, 2007 : Episode #9 | The More the Merrier, a Seattle Untimely Special Report. |
| June 8th, 2007 : Episode #10 | A slew of jokes about the news and Portland gets called out, yet again. |
| June 15th, 2007 : Episode #11 | Charlie returns to the future and delivers an ominous report about the state of our Oceans. |
| June 22nd, 2007 : Episode #12 | Headlines, a burger's commencement address, and Yo-Yo Prodigy Sterling Quinn answers your questions. |
| July 27th, 2007 : Episode #13 | The Consumption Report, Seattle Untimely's first political debate and competitive eating face-off. |
| August 3rd, 2007 : Episode #14 | A mix-up at the printers' leaves Charles without his cue cards. Larisa explains the meaning of SeaFair. |
| August 10th, 2007 : Episode #15 | At the movies: Charles and Charlie review Hollywood's latest films, without having seen any of them. |
| August 17th, 2007 : Episode #16 | In our most visually-exciting episode to date, we send veteran reporter Frosty Mug of Delicious Beer undercover at the Seattle PI. |
| August 31st, 2007 : Episode #17 | Dissecting the Mariners' season with two typical Seattle 'Fans'. |
| September 14th, 2007 : Episode #18 | We would have shown you the Ecospot we made for Current.tv but, instead, here's a Skeleton being rude. |
| September 21st, 2007 : Episode #19 | ...and The Stranger's 2007 HUMP award for Most Convincing, Self-Referential Performance goes to ... Megtrar. |
| October 5th, 2007 : Episode #20 | Breaking News: Pizza Hut CEO David Novak unveils a groundbreaking pizza. How will it be received? |
| October 19th, 2007 : Episode #21 | The Green Episode: Seattle Untimely sacrifices everything to quench the city's insatiable thirst for sustainability. |
| October 26th, 2007 : Episode #22 | The Canadian Economy: Our panel of experts discusses the ramifications of the Canadian Dollar's recent rise against the U.S. Dollar. |
| November 9th, 2007 : Episode #23 | It's Burgertime! Charlie and Charles have joined the Writer's Guild of America in taking a stand against creative wage slavery, as explained through Burger Time. |
| November 30th, 2007 : Episode #24 | The Ecospot: Remember a few months ago when we said we couldn't do an episode because we were making an Ecospot for Current.tv? Well, that ecospot is this episode. |
| December 25th, 2007 : Episode #25 | The Christmas Wish: Merry Christmas Everyone! Well, almost everyone. |
| January 18th, 2008 : Episode #26 | The Self Sustaining Telethon: Its purpose is singular and transparent. |
| March 28th, 2008 : Episode #27 | 2008 Mariners Season Preview: A blogger, traditional media sportswriter, and computer discuss the upcoming season for the M's. |
| May 16th, 2008 : Episode #28 | In a recently discovered, lost press conference, legendary distance runner Steve Prefontaine addresses some of his harshest his critics. |
| May 30th, 2008 : Episode #29 | The Boiler Room Chain Letter: A Meme Inside a Meme. Make a video of yourself quoting this video and send it to ten friends. Take one for the Meme. |
| June 12th, 2008 : Episode #30 | The Finance of Yahoo: A behind-the-scenes look at Seattle Untimely's rigorous fact-checking department and the accounting wizardry of dot com valuations. |
| June 27th, 2008 : Episode #31 | At the movies II, featuring The Entertainment Show : We teamed up with a local comedy group to create a mashup of styles that is truly redundant. |
| July 2nd, 2008 : Episode #32 | Space Bear Summer Report. Space Bear returns to break down our favorite season. |
| September 18th, 2008 : Episode #33 | Crypt Keeper Closed Captioning. The hearing impaired are an afterthought for HBO. Seriously, 'gay scaree'? |
| October 21st, 2008 : Episode #34 | King Ralph Redux: A Fresh Heir. In an unprecedented display of repression, Seattle Untimely rewrites history. Pretend history. 'Laugh Out Loud', pretend history. UPDATE: Sarah Palin's Concession Speech - Deus Ex Snow Machina |
| October 28th, 2008 : Episode #35 | Pedantic Attack Ad. We know this is kind of quibbling, but it seems like the new tactic. |
| November 4th, 2008 : Episode #36 | The Formal Proof Attack Ad. Can you find the logical fallacy in this Proof by Association? |
| November 5th, 2008 : Episode #37 | A Glowing Endorsement. We throw our full support behind an unconventional candidate. In other news, did you know that the WASL was orginally a Nazi torture test? Note: Don't forget to watch the November 4th Episode. Click the back arrow. |
| November 9th, 2008 : Episode #38 | A Seattle Untimely Tech Review. As theoretical technophiles we couldn't help but weigh in on the new competitor to the iPhone, the great lite hype, the T-Mobile G1 featuring Google's Android OS. |